Forum posting = Slave to the System

Im tired. Im sleepy. I want to go to bed. Yet I dont, why? Well Ill tell you why, its not because sleep is for the weak (however that may be true but we wont go into that)but because whoever attends an internet message board is a slave to the system. ITS RACIST!

Its 1:39 est. right now and I should be in bed yet I constantly gaze at a refreshed forums page hopeing for someone to reply to my posts. But of course they havent. I got it, I know what Imma do! Imma join British forums, that way I get replies 24/7. But Ill be helping the system now that I think of it.

DAMN THE MAN!